Wednesday, March 10, 2010
2:03 AM
You know the saying, Keep your friends close but your enemies closer? Well I think it should be keep your friends close, your enemies closer and on top of that keep your frenemies closest to you.
Frenemies. Who defines what they are?
If they talk about you behind your back, are THEY frenemies?
Cos if they are then I think every single human being dead or alive is/was a frienemy. Dont you dare come and tell me that you're so innocent that you've never talked about your friend behind their backs. We all do it. Face the fact. Dont "Omg!How Could You" me all.. I will slap you with my rubber chicken!
Or if they casually leave you out of the group?
Ok this one. If this happens to you, you need to understand that maybe you're just plain annoying. Or maybe you're just too boring, like a wallflower that says nothing at all, even when your friends talk to you. OR you sometimes, oh wait make that all the time, only come back to your friends when you have a problem, when you need help, when you break up with your patner or when you have no plans and everyone else rejected you. Thus, they dont see a point of inviting you? I dont know. You need to help. Pronto!
Or if they tell you, you look somkin' in that hot pink mirco mini even though your ass looks like a overstuffed beetroot?
And this either get your friends eyes checked out, or your brain cheacked out. Mirco minis are soooooooooo skanky. on top of that you wanna wear a hot pink one? So unless you're Heidi Klum, I suggest you stick to A-line skirts or skorts=Skirts +shorts.
Peace baby
